Marc

talents: pounding, whacking, strutting
notable charms: the way he slips sexual metaphors in conversations with really old people and they don't notice, his reverence for 19th century medical treatments, his 11th finger thing
best kept secret: once ate a roll of quarters
loves: the red light district in san fran, the smell of pet stores, hi-c ecto cooler
hates: hippos, getting stabbed when you're not watching, lean-cuisine